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1. Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains &
whips excite me!!!
2. A priest asks Johnny if he’s scared of Satan. Little
Johnny says “I have nothing to b scared of you are the one that must be scared;
you talk crap about him every Sunday"
3. Auto correct can kiss my ask..!!
4. My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day
she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
5. The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well
because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
6. If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there
are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the
day!!
7. I am wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of
“liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome :P
8. I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes
me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!
9. I love in horror movies how the person yells out
“hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a
sandwich?”
10. When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in
their stomach? :D
