Funny Hindi Jokes SMS, 140 Words Hindi Jokes, Jokes For Facebook Status
1.Principal : Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to
usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega,
dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine
lagega!
Student : Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
2.Do Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola - Mai Doctor Bnuga
2ndBola - Main Engineer Bnuga
Itne Me Aunti Ne Mortin Jala Di
Machr Bole - Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya
3.Dharti par giri hui cigarette ki rakh, cigarette peene wale
se boli-
Aaj tere kaaran mera ye haal hua hai. Kal mere kaaran tera!
4.Girlfriend Santa Se : Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum
koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge!
Santa : Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho
sakta hai?
